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[regalitie]

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[regalitie]

yes! chilling is relaxing!
i still think there are too many things to choose from on netflix but i'm confident you'll be able to help me pick something. :-)
i especially like the chilling part because, you know. icy powers. it's a good pun!

[soothsayers]

[ he really does have the cutest bf. ]

the original meaning behind "netflix and chill" is actually putting on a "boring" documentary (i like them) as if you're going to watch it and having sex instead!

[regalitie]

( !!!!!!!! )

oh, goodness!
i suppose that ice cream is meant to be sweet, savory, AND a little spicy, then, too.

we can choose something VERY exciting to watch and have sex during that instead.

[soothsayers]

it'll be more polite to my neighbors too, i think.

[regalitie]

i'm certain i don't know what you mean.

( except he really do. )

[soothsayers]

uh-huh ...

[regalitie]

i would think that the explosions of superhero action movies would be far more disruptive!

( look who's feeling bold today!!! )

[soothsayers]

oh you think so?
not you saying my name over anda over?

[regalitie]

( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

i could be perfectly quiet if i wanted to!

[soothsayers]

so you want us to watch a documentary and see how quiet we can be?

[regalitie]

( oh.

oh, gods, he is blushing. )

yes.
i'm more than up to the challenge!

[soothsayers]

after dinner then. ;)

[regalitie]

oh... we still have to go grocery shopping, don't we?

( his priorities clearly shifted. )

[soothsayers]

i have no food to make, mat!
if you help me, it'll go faster.
plus, the ice cream!

[regalitie]

the ice cream.
the ice cream!
right.

i will do everything in my power to make sure that grocery shopping goes as swiftly and painlessly as possible.

[soothsayers]

i trust you!

[regalitie]

good, because i've been thinking about it and i decided that i would like to ride you tonight, even if it will be twice as hard to stay quiet.

[soothsayers]

MATHIAS!

[regalitie]

milo!!
shhh, stop yelling, we're supposed to be quiet!

[soothsayers]

you're very horny. i like it.

[regalitie]

i am no such thing!
but if i were, i suspect that it would be because you made me this way.

[soothsayers]

i did no such thing! don't fight it, mat.

[regalitie]

i couldn't if i tried.

[soothsayers]

good because i intend to make it really good for you later!

[regalitie]

i didn't think it was possible for me to be any more excited, but ...!