❄ 𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻.

[regalitie]

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[regalitie]

perhaps.

[soothsayers]

you're so cute, mat.

[regalitie]

i'm only seeking to look out for our future taste buds, that's all.

[soothsayers]

let's pick out two pints tonight then.

[regalitie]

perfect!
i have three dollars and eleven cents left!

[soothsayers]

so you can get one pint, and i'll buy another.
mat, we should maybe install a budgeting app on your phone.

[regalitie]

budgeting!
like breaking down how many pints of ice cream i can buy with each paycheck?

[soothsayers]

hmm, more like saving for ice cream pints and putting aside some money for something bigger.
like an ice cream maker.

[regalitie]

why buy an ice cream maker when i think my hands could probably make ice cream for free!

[soothsayers]

have you been practicing??

[regalitie]

... no, but now i should!!!
i just don't know if i'd be able to come up with such delicious flavor combinations.
maybe i will try to make ice cream but also buy ice cream.

[soothsayers]

what if we bought the ingredients for chocolate ice cream tonight to test it out?

[regalitie]

you're a genius, milo.
i hope i can do it!

[soothsayers]

i know you can. we can start out small!

[regalitie]

i still have to get a pint, though.
there's a new one called netflix and chill'd!

[soothsayers]

okay that sounds really cute ...
just like you

[regalitie]

oh, you'll make me blush!
it's sweet and savory.
i would like to eat some while netflix and chilling.

[soothsayers]

mat, did i explain to you the chilling part of netflix and chill?

[regalitie]

yes! chilling is relaxing!
i still think there are too many things to choose from on netflix but i'm confident you'll be able to help me pick something. :-)
i especially like the chilling part because, you know. icy powers. it's a good pun!

[soothsayers]

[ he really does have the cutest bf. ]

the original meaning behind "netflix and chill" is actually putting on a "boring" documentary (i like them) as if you're going to watch it and having sex instead!

[regalitie]

( !!!!!!!! )

oh, goodness!
i suppose that ice cream is meant to be sweet, savory, AND a little spicy, then, too.

we can choose something VERY exciting to watch and have sex during that instead.

[soothsayers]

it'll be more polite to my neighbors too, i think.

[regalitie]

i'm certain i don't know what you mean.

( except he really do. )

[soothsayers]

uh-huh ...

[regalitie]

i would think that the explosions of superhero action movies would be far more disruptive!

( look who's feeling bold today!!! )