❄ 𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑵 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻.

[regalitie]

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[soothsayers]

😚😚😚

[regalitie]

dinner was inspirational.

[soothsayers]

my truffle mac and cheese must be that seductive!

​​[​ bougie mac for his bougie bf. ​]

[regalitie]

it was divine.
but i can assure you it was far less seductive than the sight of my boyfriend working hard on an amazing meal.
and sometimes you just want something a little extra for dessert.

[soothsayers]

you're sweeter.

[regalitie]

( nnnnn, why does milo have to be so good at disarming him with a few simple words, the perfect romantic and the perfect flirt. )

and you're cheesier!

[soothsayers]

you like it!!
you're blushing, aren't you?

[regalitie]

( yes. )

absolutely not.

to the blushing, that is.
i certainly like your cheesiness.

[soothsayers]

yuh-huh. sure.

how are you feeling in the heat now?

[regalitie]

well, i've finally acquired my coffee, but now i can't beat the thought of walking back home.

[soothsayers]

You can come to work? If you don't mind waiting a few hours.

[regalitie]

you wouldn't mind?
i don't want to be a nuisance or distract you from work.

[soothsayers]

i would want to ...
kiss you in secret, when no one's looking. that would definitely help me get through the day.

[ milo is truly his boldest now when it comes to mat. ]

[regalitie]

aha! your true motivations, revealed.

that can be arranged.
i won't feel quite so guilty as i won't be on the clock.

( as though it has ever stopped him before. )

[soothsayers]

you can ice my coffee. 😌

[regalitie]

excellent, now i'll spend the entirety of my walk to the gallery contemplating what that innuendo actually translates to.

[soothsayers]

i'm actually not sure since you can actually ice my coffee...
we can always come up with a meaning as we go.

[regalitie]

that sounds like the opposite of ice.
that sounds hot.

[soothsayers]

hot?
you're calling something hot?

weren't you just embarrassed over me using the word "horny" at some point?
mathias, my goodness.

[regalitie]

i'm merely trying to assimilate into your culture, milo.
would you prefer that i call you hot?
because you are, too.

also, "horny" still sounds so crude.

[soothsayers]

no one ever calls me 'hot.'
thank you. ☺️

how would you rather refer to sexual arousal then??

[ he really does adore this boy. ]

[regalitie]

if anyone else called you hot, i would agree with them, but i'd also have to turn them into some very lovely, very lifelike ice sculptures.

( a beat. )

i don't know how i'd rather refer to sexual arousal!!
i've never thought about it.

[soothsayers]

for you, i'd just call it flurrying.

i only have eyes for you and your snowflakes. i promise.

[regalitie]

i know you do. i'm kidding, mostly.

i do think it a touch unfair that i'll likely never be able to surprise you considering my aforementioned flurries. hmph.

[soothsayers]

[ hm. interesting. in a weird way, he's pleased to have this kind of comfortable converstion with mat. ]

while i'm sleeping isn't out of the question, if you were wondering.